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    outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

    outweighingthebad:

    the poster lights were out and I just

    (via elsa-ofthesnow)

    D: spoilers i guess? film: tfios

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    tasteofhiddles:

    calamity-cain:

    my-name-is-not-agent:

    ironychan:

    Because Disco Avengers were clearly a thing the world needed.

    //you forgot one;

    image

    *SCREECHING* I NEED DISCOVENGERS NAOW

    but guys…

    image

    (via andthenindreaming)

    AMAZING film: avengers

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    How did my father die?

    (Source: myshipperheart, via colsamanthacarter)

    series: star wars

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    gaymommy:

man i love this girl. most people that get popular doing something unintentionally embarrassing on the internet either drop off the face of the internet forever or they’re ridiculed so much that they’re pushed off. rebecca wasn’t having none of that shit. she’s grown up quite a bit, she can see why the video was so cringeworthy, and she can still joke about it. four for you, rebecca. you go, rebecca.

    gaymommy:

    man i love this girl. most people that get popular doing something unintentionally embarrassing on the internet either drop off the face of the internet forever or they’re ridiculed so much that they’re pushed off. rebecca wasn’t having none of that shit. she’s grown up quite a bit, she can see why the video was so cringeworthy, and she can still joke about it. four for you, rebecca. you go, rebecca.

    (Source: fckyeahphan, via thefaultinourserenity)

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    Good Friday

    thisismiki:

    Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous person, though for a good person someone might possibly dare to die. But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:7-8 

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    shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))

    shorelle:

    One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))

    (Source: shorelle.deviantart.com)

    character: natasha romanoff character: steve rogers film: the winter soldier

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    Alternate Titles for Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • Captain America: On Your Left
    • Captain America: Steve Has Trust Issues
    • Captain America: How Does Steve Not Get Amputated When Catching His Shield Like That
    • Captain America: Please Notice Me Winter Soldier-Sempai
    • Captain America: Avengers References
    • Captain America: What Happens To Agents of SHIELD Now
    that first one made me laugh really weirdly film: the winter soldier

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    onceuponawickedphan:

    It got better.

    Yes, it really did.

    (Source: bootesonclouds, via juliajm15)

    film: frozen music video

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    caramelzappa:

    snakesnakesnake

    this is the most educational video ive ever viewed

    omfgggggg

    IM CRYING THIS GIRL IS AWESOME

    THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY????

    IT’S BACK.

    VIHART IS PERF

    (via imnotacoptodayhoney)

    video

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  1. What she says: I'm fine
  2. What she really means: Hail Hydra
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    musical-treasures:

    So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

    This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

    (via nutmegbirch)

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    tescosfinest:

    shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

    (via stupidfacemcnerdburger)

    puns

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    11 Grammatical Words and Terms That Sound Dirty

    bookoisseur:

    bookriot:

    Because I have the maturity level of an eight-year-old, here’s a list of grammar terms and words that sound dirty. Use them to excite the grammar lover in your life.

    Interrobang
    What it sounds like: Getting it on. “We couldn’t sleep – the neighbors were making too much noise interrobanging all night.”

    What it actually means: An interrobang is a punctuation mark ‽ designed for use especially at the end of an exclamatory rhetorical question (I like that in the definition I read, they include ‘rhymes with orangutan.’)

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Diphthong
    What it sounds like: Underthings. “You could see her dipthong peeking out of the top of her jeans.”

    What it actually means: A gliding monosyllabic speech sound (as the vowel combination at the end of toy) that starts at or near the articulatory position for one vowel and moves to or toward the position of another.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Dangling participle
    What it sounds like
    : Naughty bits.

    What it actually means: A participle intended to modify a noun that is not actually present in the text.

    (Definition: Oxford Dictionaries)

    Fricatives
    What it sounds like: The heat caused by rubbing up against one another.

    What it actually means: A consonant characterized by frictional passage of the expired breath through a narrowing at some point in the vocal tract.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Apposition
    What it sounds like: “We tried more appositions than they show in the Kama Sutra.”

    What it actually means: A grammatical construction in which two usually adjacent nouns having the same referent stand in the same syntactical relation to the rest of a sentence.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Assimilation
    What it sounds like: Well…I don’t know, but it has the word ‘ass’ in it. Teehee.

    What it actually means: Change of a sound in speech so that it becomes identical with or similar to a neighboring sound.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Conjugate
    What it sounds like: Those special visits that inmates receive in prison.

    What it actually means: To join together. Wait…

    (Definition: The Free Dictionary)

    Compound
    What it sounds like: To give a vigorous rutting.

    What it actually means: Of or pertaining to a compound sentence or compound-complex sentence.

    (Definition: Dictionary.com)

    Preposition
    What it sounds like: To ask for sex. “Maura threw her drink in Eric’s face after he prepositioned her at the bar.”

    What it actually means: A function word that typically combines with a noun phrase to form a phrase which usually expresses a modification or predication.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Hyphenate
    What it sounds like: Hyperventilating. “Their vigorous rutting left them both hyphenating.”

    What it actually means: To connect (as two words) or divide (as a word at the end of a line of print) with a hyphen.

    (Definition: Merriam-Webster Online)

    Ellipsis
    What it sounds like: What you kiss with. “They pressed their ellipsis together hard.”

    What it actually means: The omission from speech or writing of a word or words that are superfluous or able to be understood from contextual clues.

    (Definition: Oxford Dictionaries)

    I love this.

    my…my username

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