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Commencing automated assembly. Estimated completion time is five hours.

    nuditea:

    last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

    (via river-songs-golden-curls)

    excellent

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    plantique:

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    emsuzz:

    psychedelic-noodles:

    humpthe-moist-cavewall:

    My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

    THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

    Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

    Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

    I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

    im actually crying god bless them

    (Source: sizvideos, via runningariotunderthestars)

    oh help me

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    attackonmytitties:

asherlockedwizard:

krystil-with-a-k:


sincerelynneka:
It’s called the border between heaven and earth .







Reblogging because beautiful deserves beautiful name.

HOLLY FUCKING CHIRST THIS IS MY COUNTRY 

    attackonmytitties:

    asherlockedwizard:

    krystil-with-a-k:

    sincerelynneka:

    It’s called the border between heaven and earth .

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    Reblogging because beautiful deserves beautiful name.

    HOLLY FUCKING CHIRST THIS IS MY COUNTRY 

    (Source: did-you-kno, via estherisafish)

    bucket list world

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    wataaaah:

    Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

    (via timetraveling-detective)

    yeah boy i so am and so are you friend

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    bexinterrobang said: What different kinds of programmers are involved in making a game? I'm a coder at heart, but I realise not all coders are the same!

    askagamedev:

    There are all sorts of programmers in game development. Before I begin, I wanted to talk a moment about “high level” vs “low level” in programming terms. Usually, the higher your level, the better/more experienced/etc. you are. However, when it comes to programming, the level actually describes how far removed from the hardware/machinery you are. The lower you go, the closer to machine language it becomes and the fewer tools you have. The higher you go, the closer to the user you get.

    Here are the more common ones

    • Gameplay Programmers. They create the rules of the game, using tools and systems that other programmers build for them.
    • Graphics Programmers. They take the assets that the artists create and decide what to display on the screen each frame, as well as what and how to apply effects.
    • Network Programmers. They are primarily responsible for the sending and receiving of data online. Their primary skill lies in the creation of systems that can allow for latency and still work.
    • Server Programmers. Very similar to Network programmers, but more about scale and how to handle and organize huge amounts of data and large numbers of users at once without the system collapsing.
    • Engine Programmers. They work under the hood in order to get the most out of the hardware. They work with and/or create drivers to actually harness the hardware so that the higher-level programmers 
    • Tools Programmers. They build the tools used by designers and artists to create the assets for use in the game.
    • User Interface programmers. They specialize in making the UI work. All of the meters, displays, timers, button prompts, options, etc. in the game are handled by these people. These folks also typically handle localization.

    At some point, I’d like to fill out the rest of these with more in-depth descriptions, but I’m just going to go over the bird’s-eye view today. I’ve linked to the two more in-depth descriptions (gameplay programmer, and graphics programmer) for further reading. Hope this helps.

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    twentiethcenturycrocs:

    darkstormytrite:

    hayleytonks:

    solthree:

    positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment

    I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’

    hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved

    I really didn’t appreciate this scene enough when I was nine. Rewatching this I snapped my fingers so hard

    (via skycaptainzombieslayer)

    skycaptainzombieslayer your tags are the greatest show: doctor who

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    characterdesigninspiration:

    awaywardmind:

    Having trouble coming up with your own post-apocalyptic hero(ine)?  Try out this generator! I tried to include options that would help with building both the character and their world.  I’d love to check out what you make with this generator if you wanna tag it “characterdesigninspiration”!

    To Play: click and drag each gif or take a screenshot of the whole thing.

    Crap I accidentally had this in the wrong blog’s drafts. Here’s the newest generator though!

    (via agentrodgers)

    nice i should try a crazy thing with my hair one day teal undercut sounds good to me for future reference

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    accio-cosima:

    I JUST HEARD MY MUM SINGING THIS IN HER ROOM

    "be our guest

    be our guest

    put your knickers to the test

    throw them up against the wall

    and if they stick 

    you’ve done your best”

    AND WHILE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I YELLED “WHAT THE HELL MUM” AND SHE REPLIED “I DON’T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP” IN SUCH A PROUD VOICE

    HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL APPALLED OR AMUSED OR BOTH

    (via youcoming-castle)

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    theanimejunkie:

    bossubossupromode:

    Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

    The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

    James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

    welcome to the english language

    (via howellslesters)

    omw

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    fruitcrocs:

    getting up for your first day of school like

    image

    (Source: fruitcrocs, via theimperfectsheep)

    except first day of work right now me

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    annarettberg:

    Drew some characters from Orange Is the New Black!

    (via dancelikegroot)

    show: orange is the new black

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    sushinfood:

    goofle:

    She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

    okay this one made me laugh

    (via youcoming-castle)

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    tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

    (via bookoisseur)

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    tardistoaster:

    raydelblau:

    benedictedcumberbabeof221:

    petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

    petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

    reblogging because this is the best idea ever

    IT MUST HAPPEN

    (via youcoming-castle)

    YES show: doctor who

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